Jabbing their thrashy sound directly into the cubital vein of music junkies since 2006, Ninjas With Syringes are a raggedy 3-piece suit worn with primordial pride across Portland’s punkrock based torso, arms, and lower extremities. When fully flummoxed, Matt Danger commands the Ninjas into attack mode with Brian Ward (Secnd Best) and Dylan Samore (The Fauxriginals) as they leap around the stage fingering the maple rich fingerboards of their guitars into tantalizing, luscious, unlimited 24hr savings that unify and plunge layered vocal into the sensory beans and rice chicken burrito that they promptly dunk into the peppery sauce of zesty destiny

Ninjas have since released 7 full length albums and 2 Eps to date, marking the group’s informal genesis with the release of their first full length “Premature” in 2008, followed by "Stunner" (2009), "Oceaographer" (2011), Railorader (2012) and many more leading up to their live album "Balder, Fatter, Harder" (2022) recorded live at Dante's, followed by their latest and most recent drop "B-Sider: Tall Tales And Half Truths" (2023) recorded and produced with Chris Finster in Molalla, OR. By adding these proliferate collections of ooze to their wheelhouse, Ninjas With Syringes have dedicated themselves to the forbidden arts of touring in order to concoct and detonate their atmospheric juices into the sploosh rendering stratosphere of show productions through years upon years of adrenaline bolstering live shows into an evolving and passionate display of sonic stew. Wrought with sincerity, reflection, smarm, passion, and occasional grace, Ninjas With Syringes assemble to bring the Big Trout Energy to the table from the refreshing Pacific Northwest landscape that continues to refuel their determination, tenacity and well heeled and degreased grit

The dudes have since nudged their way further into the cockles and sub-cockles Portland’s adrenaline filled punk rock heart, as they jump into the van to cross the country one bar, basement, and mid-level sized club at a time to burst forth their merry melodies hot heavy and and fast around the land. The Ninjas can be seen on the road throughout the west coast and more as they unload their signature arsenal upon fans, punks, monks, shamans shmucks, witches, occulted, and assorted esteemed socialites, deviants, and dignitaries alike, moving around so much on stage that it gives dogs indigestion and a reason just to go outside. Ninjas With Syringes promise only one thing: sweat and hard rock. So, basically like two things at least…

P.S. Give them candy and steal their music from the Internet!

With all dude respect! – Super Relevant Rock Magazine

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Ninjas With Syringes have shared stages with bands such as: Pennywise, Cigar, Get Dead, Ceschi, TSOL, Nerf Herder, Chixdiggit!, Supersuckers, Flatliners, Menzingers, Dead To Me, Foxy Shazam, Banner Pilot, Off With Their Heads, Riverboat Gamblers, The Murderburgers, Broadway Calls, Big Time, The Kegels The Brass and many more humble name drops!

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Ninjas With Syringes appear courtesy their own label they've built themselves at No Pants Records

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